I Feel Like a Robot

I probably experienced the biggest waste of my life tonight. I've been messing around with Amazon's S3 service and in doing so, I stumbled across another service that Amazon has called the Mechanical Turk. The basic premise is: there are certain tasks that computers can't do but humans can do very easily. So for each repetitive task you can make a few cents. If the task is hard then you make more, if the task is easy... well you make less.

The Amazon Mechanical Turk

computer generated graphic of a robot familyAmazon provides this lengthy explanation of where the term Mechanical Turk comes from an yaddie yaddie yaddie... Of course I didn't want to read all that so I skip down to the line that says
"One of the best ways to understand Amazon Mechanical Turk is to complete a HIT (Human Intelligence Task) and see what the experience is like."

My Attempts at Human Intelligence Tasks

I'm an idiot so I sign up and try out a few. I filled out some 1 question demographic questions at $0.02 a pop. That took me about 5 minutes and I answered about 15 questions... Then I took a few surveys for $0.20 a pop which took about 10 minutes each. Then I scoured the web to find "Magic Blogs" that had a Google PageRank of 3 or more which took about half an hour to find 4 @ a rate of $0.16 each. Surprisingly there aren't too many well ranking blogs solely on the topic of magic tricks.

So if you calculate it... YIKES!!!!

  • Time: 5 minutes Wage: 15 Questions x $0.02 = $0.30
  • Time: 30 minutes Wage: 3 Surveys x $0.20 = $0.60
  • Time: 30 minutes Wage: 4 Magic Blogs + Contact info x $0.16 = $0.64
  • Total Time: 65 minutes, Total Wage: $1.54.

OMG!!!! That's $1.42 / hour. Talk about a waste of life. Even wasting away my life watching YouTube is more valuable than that... at least I get some joy out of YouTube. I know, in some countries $1.42 / hour could feed a whole village, and I sympathize with those people... but even that U.S. [insert crappiest job you can think of] worker gets paid five times (5x) as much.

Well now I know, if I ever need a mundane tasks to be performed, I can find some suckers on the Mechanical Turk. I want the last hour of my life back.....